hihi... hmmmm lemme see... yest i finally booked the east coast chalet for vjcsB! u noe what... 25 available rooms... shows how pathetic they are faring! oh well.. and chalet willl be tomorrow le. oh yar.. my family ate kenny rogers yest.. hmm have to say its damm refreshing to eat dat again! haha the chicken itself has a veri weird and tangy texture to it.. depends on how u like ur chicken i guess.. the cheese macaroni is super duper nice! yum i like the cheesy taaste! the garden pasta or soemthing was super sour but since i ask my mum to order i had to force myself to SAVOUR it infront of my mum.. haha den i was like wa this is veri nice leh! at the same time, my stomach was churning.. horrendous den came my mum''s brilliant idea.. she called the waitress over and 'can i have another LARGe side dish of the garden pasta??'.. my god..... where got sian??? in the end i had to keep twirling my fork arnd the twirly pasta bits and force myself to devour it.. the worse ting is the forcing urself part i have to give that yum yum look and at the same time i purposely stick some pasta on my cheek dere to like show my mum how addicted to it i am... den came MY brilliant idea.. i grabbed a whole big spoonful of it and pretended my sister pushed my hand and the whole thing fly!!! in slow motion it was.... till it landed.... into my cup of water.. puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect.... ah well...

anw after that, i went to my ah ma's hse to keep her company and at the same time play some mahjogn with her.. haha it was quite fun.. we reached her hse at abt 7plus to play. den we played till abt 1 plus.. u noe.. i won 17bucks leh!! haha i was the onli winner. den came the funny part.. my very cute ah ma said in her traditional vulgar souding Hokkien something like 'how come today so early 8oclock go home alreadi?? haha me and my mum started to burst out laughing and told her its like 1 o'clock le.. den second wave of attack came... she asked whether we ate alreadi not!!! haha den she say we mus eat first before going home! she say she haven eat dinner yet... but after goin into the kitchen she walked out and was like ooooops, jia ba liao... hahaha!! i love my ah ma!! =)

hmmm today is a sunday.. shld i get some work done?? dunno leh.. see how lar.. ahahaha i hope my mum's goin my ah ma's hse again later! den i shall follow and play some mahjong again! oh yes.. and u noe the weekday channel 8 9pm show? the yin cha yang cuo show.. yep! its theme songs are damm nice. both the starting and the ending one.. both by lin junjie.. mu nai yi and yi qian nian yi hou.. i love the songs man! oh ok.. here's a joke that has been circulating arnd for quite some time.. find it quite funny... haha haf a look man..

No wonder our girls could not get the "Miss Singapore Title" .
One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.
It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting
with "L"
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Ligh t bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L"
Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!

haha this is not the end cos the ending abit more for the bian tais out there but i believe there's a bian tai in everione so here is the ending.


This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU
The Judge fainted..!!!

HAHAHA!! nxt time u open ur mouth, make sure u speak with lanache and lacuraccy!!! =) have a wonderful sunday guys..

9:22 pm;

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