Sunday, July 03, 2005
harlow harlow.. hmm been a long time since i typed in here.. basically i am super bored and hey mid years are over!! to tell u the truth, the whole exam period was bloody idiotic cos i eat sit study sleep.. no life and worse thing.. growing wider and wider!! ahHHH!!! this is not veri gd... anw.. listening to du de wei's jia gei wo.. veri nice! haha go download and listen..
anw went to ahs sports day on friday.. sad to see how ah has deterioated.. haha nowadays.. even their sports day is commentated by a gay! the guy was goin ' oh and here comes the basketballers speeding like superman!!!' and ' MAN, nobodi can stop him!! ' u noe.. i guess it sounds alright when u read it but when u're experiencing it, its uh.. an experience u wan to forget in a hurry! haha the worst thing is that his voice is shrieky and gay and shrilly and gay. oh well.. we have to accept them i guess...
oh yes.. regardin singhs... i have been wondering cos i saw a couple a few days ago. what if they go swimming? do they hve to wear turbans in too? welll.. the ans is yes.. haha i went to jurong east swimming complex a few days back.. and i saw this realli happi and blissful looking family entering the complex.. well, as i continued swimming, rapid successions of splashes sounded arnd me... ahaha! it turned out the whole family jus jumped in with their clothes and turbans and all.. at that time, i realli run as fast i mean swim towards the end of the pool. because u can see lor.. the moment they jump in, there's this sudden whooooooooosh and the scent jus pierces ur sense. haha! den u see the water they are wading in oso change colour a bit.. ahh!!! lucky the security guard came to chase them away ask them go and change into proper attire. hahaha
oh the recent big event is the olympics commitee meeting.. 140+ one is it? not sure oso.. countries running are madrid new york paris london and moscow.. hmm i kinda hope london wins.. cos i like england. moscow can jus go eat a beef burger and mosburgers.. u get it? mos+cow! ooops not funny.. MADrid is MAD.. new york can concentrate on enlarging their big apple while paris is hardly a place for athletes.. guess the impression i have of paris is the tongue exercising part. ooooops oh well jus being frank. so london mus win!! go beckham!
and the big hoo hah revolving arnd sarong party girl.. well have to say she is a rather gd blogger cos i went to look at her blog.. curiosity kills the cat they say.. but it killed the crab out of me.. kinda interesting to see the media portray her as a whore and a disgrace to Singapore becus she posed nude.. however, to read HER side of the story, it changed my mindset cos its true, why shld the nosey parkers care? its her blog, her life. its up to her to decide what to do with it. if she wants to post ARTISTIC photos of herself den so be it.. btw, in case u were wondering.. nope i din see the pics but hey stumbled upon it in some other DECENT forums the nxt day and it doesn't realli make a difference. haha aiyar.. we jus have to be open abt it! and don't get the wrong impression of me ok.. i am super sure most if not all wld have stumbled upon this type of things when surfin the net.. its not like i go look for it what..
hmmmm quite ironic when u say u are sian during holidays and oso during sch days.. haha that's right. econs says it all! human wants are unlimited. oh well! i am soooooo sian!! lucky later goin to meet my juniors to hang out and chill.. yest, abt the cancer charity show.. have to say it was quite boring cos alot of old singers belting out their yesteryear songs.. however, it as the first time a hokkien singer sang hokkien song on tv! ahaha yi zhi xiao yu san.. my father was singing along with it and its been such an awfully long time since i last saw him singing along so happily to a song.. haha realli tickled the rest of us when he tried to reach those high notes!! ahaha oh i feel so lucky..
Why is it that Adam and Eve could not have been Chinese?
Because if Satan took the form of a snake and tempted them to eat the forbidden fruit, Eve would have said, "Quick, Adam! Catch the snake also! Snake also can eat, mah!"
Why is it that Adam and Eve could not have been Malay?
Because if Satan took the form of a snake and tempted them to eat the forbidden fruit, both Adam and Eve would have said to him, "Relac lah! Tomorrow also can eat!"
Why is that Adam and Eve could not have been Indian?
Because they would have conned the snake into eating the apple.
hahaha that's racist but realli.. its funny!! ahaha here's another one. please have an open mind when u read the below cos its solely for entertainment purposes!
One day, 4 babies were born at K.K. Hospital: a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean.
However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them.
However, the head sister had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and exclaimed, "Heil Hitler!"
At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"
ahh... almost time to leave.. ok see you sooN!
randomMADNESS
9:39 pm;________________________________
