Thursday, August 25, 2005
erm... i mus quickly blog this now.. while me wy daniel and bj were walkin home jus now! it was all normal and calm.. that was until there was an earth-shattering shriek followed by the gay and machinegunlike gay laughter of baojie... den he whispered something in my ear and i was like... WOW cooool fissure! it mus ha ve been longer and deeper den san andreas fault or something! hahahaha there was this pair of lesbos plus a trendy looking man.. guess hu's the main character? de man! he looked fashionable alright. cool rebonded deeep black hair, nice short body hugging black t-shirt, coool low revealing hipsters... oh wait a min, revealing?! yea!!! hahaha when he walked, it was like a whole chunk of flesh peekin out of that mysterious darkness to say hi! as he walked it seemed the chunk of flesh grew in size, as u guessed it, his pants were falling lower and lower. the word is DROOPING. realli! i bet if i pull the whole hipsters will come crumbling to the grnd lar! talk abt sexy. well the thing is.. the squeezed compressed flesh was totalli white like toufu! so it was like totalli contaasting with his shirt, his hair his shoes and the colour of the sky.. my goodness... we laughed so hard dat i could have sworn that had i laughed a few more times, my mos chicken would have came flyin out from my aesophagus! u may think i am making it sound so kua zhang but i tell u reall ilor! the fissure as i like to call it, is so bloody damm freakin fobvious! the chicken could have laid an egg inside. tok abt scrambled eggs. well, think i sound quite sick but well.. i bet u wld have been like that too if u see what i saw!
phew.. exhuasting entry cos i had to think of perfect details which would fit seamlessly into this entry and leave no FISSURE. oh well! time to go. Ciao!
randomMADNESS
7:16 am;________________________________