i am soooo sleepy nowadays.. even when exams are coming up. freakin horrendous. anyway, jus some wondering and thinking, how do you maintain good personal relationships... frm my view, i see people daggering others everyday, walao! damm bad lar.. i really wonder sometimes toooo.. if i get daggered, what kind of things do they say of me behind my back.. hmmm...

lalalalala. i am going to miss tuition. no more free ju hua cha, no more 'twist, lick , dunks', no more buona vista, no more christina! darn. after that, econs tuition comes to an end too. i seriously wonder what will i be doing after exams man.. packing my luggages for tekong? let's see.. rubber duckie 1 in, duckie 2 in, duckie 3 in, blah blah. after that, i can give duckies to everybody in tekong and we can play battleducks together in the showers. great. freakin exciting man.

agrh, i need to rant and rant cause i am so freaking frustrated that i can blog but i cannot study. damm sian lar.. and i'm freakin envious of everybody lar.. everybody's going into tekong like in april.. tmd. it probably means i will looooose touch with everyone during the 1st 4 months nxt year. i dun care ah, if i organise and ask u all out, u all better dun pangseh. better still if u all ask me! like that i feel better and it fits my 'let the others plan' mindset. =D

Oh yes.. i realised that its sooo dark now. tonight seems dark.. which reminds me of water catchment areas ( i bet only the chem tuition pple noe ) and that sour bad incident i had which i cannot forget man. RECAP: one fine moony night, breeze and bustle and all, i decided to take the bus home after a guy's night out. along came bus no.51 and i hopped onto it with the enthusiasm of a kid after the ramly burger feast. i was minding my own business and thinking back on what a nice day it had been when shit stuff happened. I had nestled nicely onto my seat which had a clear view of Tvmobile. Alas, my stupid sense of righteouness forced me to give up my seat even though i thought i had perfect labour immobility, to a not so nice person. well.. *voice of discretion : dun read on cause i am going to slam the person real hard* i saw this midgetty middle aged polka dotty on the head woman having trouble keeping her fugly slippers on the grnd because apparently, her cg, no matter how low it was, couldn't keep her steady. As a result, i beckoned to her, with all the glow an angel could possibly exude, with the sweeeetest smile anyone could possibly offer. She seemed to notice and immediately bundled her way towards my seat. Following that, i, totally expecting a thank you, got shoved with such force that my freakin momentum could have levelled the leaning tower of pisa. Then, she squeezed her oh-so-tight butt onto the poor seat. on hindsight, i think i did hear the sound of zeus thunder and the stench of undigested tandoori chicken or smth. well.. ok i guess. just my luck. so. i decided to just stand there. well, ms-my-ass-is-tight-and-big then bellowed in a voice entirely befitting that of the fart god ' oei, dun block lar. inder inder, *picture fast forward picture of mum lecturing* u dun wan to watch, pple oso wan to watch. budena budena ' I tell you. I was freakin steaming man. So i jus ren-ed and of course, shot offended glances at her. Then during one of those fateful glances, she did the most uncouth and stupid thing i think anibodi cld have done. Her middle finger freakin rose frm her pudgy palm. can u freakin believe it. CAN U FREAKIN BELIVE IT. i was like boiling lar. The thing is she had jus embarraseed me infront of the entire bus, which was packed like tuna but still.. not as tight as her fat butt. PISSED. i was totally picturing her stupid face being dunked in my ex-hamsters shit or smth. And then i came up with a totally awesome plan. When my stop came, which was not long after, i turned slowly and offered her one of my most haunting grins and following that, i relly didn't mean to do wad i did because i noe how sensitive this kind of thing is. My impulse got the better of me. And i made sure she caught a glimspe of me clasping my palm and subsequently bobbing my head off when i alighted. i swear i heard a few sniggers here and there. well, this apparently got her rather agitated and i think that she wanted to stand up or smth but apparently, her round bottoms got stuck between the two metal poles that was beside her and *think russel peters* ' SHE GOT STUCK' awesome man. well i nonchantly waved at her when she turned to look out of the window. and that's that. a freakin bad experience turned enLIGHTening not en DARKening.

8:35 am;

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